Did you just assume my instrument?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lucian-mp3

In case anyone is having a bad night:

radiolightning

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

heythereclifford

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

to find later

i-am-midnight

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

emeraldrain55

pinning thissss

fiddlepickdouglas

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

nyxsomnia7

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

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skyward-floored

Unused bit from a fic I posted a while ago:

“Why did you think I was mad about that?” Ilia said incredulously.

Link gave a small shrug. “Because... I kept this a secret. I didn’t tell anyone I could turn into a monster, and I scared you, I know I did, and—“

“Wolves aren’t monsters.”

Link closed his mouth with a small click.

Ilia sighed, tying off the bandages on his arm. “Link you’re not a monster. Yeah this is unusual, or rather, weird, and I’m never letting you be the one who has to chase off any wolves that go after the goats again, but you’re not a monster.”

Her voice went quiet.

“Who told you that you are?”

skyward-floored

Ah wait, found a little more:

“I thought I’d find you here.”

Link’s ear twitched as Ilia walked up, but he didn’t verbally reply to her, merely continued to look up at the stars in the navy colored sky.

He’d been laying here up in the pasture since twilight, watching the orange fade to purple, then to a darker shade as the stars began to show themselves.

“Evening,” he said quietly.

Ilia took it as the invitation it was and settled herself down into the grass next to him, looking up at the stars.

“You’ve been out here a while you know,” she said after a minute, glancing over at him. “Uli said she missed you at dinner.”

“Wasn’t hungry.”

Ilia snorted. “Somehow I doubt that. You’ve got an appetite like a wolf.”

Link flinched.

Ilia seemed to pick up that her words had somehow been taken the wrong way, and she went silent, turning her gaze back up at the sky.

A couple crickets chirped loudly nearby.

“You’ve been spending an awful lot of time up here lately,” she said after a minute, voice quiet. “You used to only come here when you were upset.”

Link closed his eyes and sighed. “I’m sorry.”

“I wasn’t fishing for an apology.”

Link didn’t reply.

ouch my heart i so badly need to play tp loz tp loz tp amazing writing op!
zelink5ever
skyview-temple-spring

Thinking about the sense of urgency I'm skyward sword that many other games just don't have... Like with a regular day/night cycle the world keeps spinning, the kingdom is in danger yeah but time moves on. Zelda gets kidnapped and time basically stops. Link only needs a night-day cycle to complete the side quests and he's pushed on and on and on with little natural break in between quests. It can be done in a matter of like 48 in game hours at most. Impa's "you were late" scene just doesn't come up in any other game..how many times are you told you still failed after you defeat the boss? Fi keeps pushing him, telling him where he needs to go, that he needs to move on. In BOTW, Link is already 100 years late, what's one day more? The people telling him to hurry up begins to become nagging. In Skyward Sword, the doubt that he's the hero, the pressure of the Imprisoned breaking free (and unlike Calamity Ganon the Imprisoned does—no other game has the final boss as a character entity released so early, where losing is directly destroying the world. For a game so focused on trying to get you to save the world and get back to Zelda, BOTW just doesn't have the same urgency). And maybe it's partly how the majority of the side quests are in the sky, where days can pass without really feeling like they're part of the game. Maybe it's Link's close relationship to Zelda, how he gets so close and yet never quite reaches her, how everyone is chasing and running from each other and slipping through their fingers. Idk. I'm procrastinating a paper

i love that so much about this game i felt rushed playing like i had to hurry like if i were just a bit faster i could get to zelda but of course it doesn't work like that because it's a game with a predetermined story rip anyways yes op i 1000% agree loz ss loz ss zelink
lastoneout
wordfather

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

lastoneout

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

i just watched gaming wins talk about everything good about oot yesterday and it made me so happy he reminded me why i love my favorite game i love optimism it's so much fun!
snidgetwidgeon
snidgetwidgeon:
“toradhart:
“ Raise your hand if you played that fishing game in Ocarina of Time for HOURS as a kid and that hidden lure was like the holy grail
This was done for @legendofzelda-sidequestzine, which can now be downloaded for free by...
toradhart

Raise your hand if you played that fishing game in Ocarina of Time for HOURS as a kid and that hidden lure was like the holy grail

This was done for @legendofzelda-sidequestzine, which can now be downloaded for free by the way!

snidgetwidgeon

The only time my dad thought my game was cool was when he saw me fishing. I even got him to try it!

i tried fishing for a bit in my most recent playthrough didn't catch anything too impressive tho loz oot loz oot